Uma mulher diz ao seu marido pescador: "O nosso filho já pesa 14kg, pesei-o ontem."
Ao que o marido responde: "Meu Deus! Mas ele tem só 3 meses! Onde é que o pesaste?"
Mulher: "Naquela balança onde pesas os peixes que apanhas."
sábado, janeiro 08, 2011
Vírus de Email...
Lê aí o que eu recebi no meu email essa semana. O cara se diz gerente de banco, mas o email de contato é um simples gmail. Por que será que eu nasci com essa cara de burra, para todo mundo pensar eternamente que eu cairia numa lorota dessas?
Google Translator, eu não vou ter toda essa trabalheira no teu lugar. =P
FROM THE DESK OF DR GEORGE TETE
THE BILL AND EXCHANGE MANAGER
AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK (ADB)
OUAGADOUGOU-BURKINA FASO
WEST AFRICA BRANCH.
REPLY TO:gtete22@gmail.com
TEL:+226-74-50-44-82
Dear Sir/Madam
I am contacting you based on trust and confidentiality that you will keep this as top secret.don't be scared or surprised, i am the Bill and Exchange Manager of AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK and i have an opportunity to transfer sum of US($6.5.MILLION US DOLLARS) into your account.
I have the courage to look for a reliable and Honest Person who will be capable for this important business.Transaction,believing that you will never let me down either now or in Future.
The owner of this account is MR. ANDREAS SCHRANNER FROM MUNICH,GERMANY,.He died along side with his families in PLANE CRASH ON 31 JULY 2000. Since his death, the bank has made series of efforts to contact any of the relatives to claim this money but without success,And my investigation proved to me as well that his company does not know anything about this account.I want to transfer this money into a safe foreign account abroad but I don't know any foreigner,I know that this message will come to you as a surprise as we don't know ourselves before, but be sure that it is real and a Genuine business.
Hope that you will never let me down in this transaction, at the conclusion of this business, you will be giving 35% of the total amount, 65% will be for me.
I look forward to your earlier reply by email for more details.
Thanks. Dr.GEORGE TETE
BILL AND EXCHANGE MANAGER,
AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK-(ADB)
Google Translator, eu não vou ter toda essa trabalheira no teu lugar. =P
FROM THE DESK OF DR GEORGE TETE
THE BILL AND EXCHANGE MANAGER
AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK (ADB)
OUAGADOUGOU-BURKINA FASO
WEST AFRICA BRANCH.
REPLY TO:gtete22@gmail.com
TEL:+226-74-50-44-82
Dear Sir/Madam
I am contacting you based on trust and confidentiality that you will keep this as top secret.don't be scared or surprised, i am the Bill and Exchange Manager of AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK and i have an opportunity to transfer sum of US($6.5.MILLION US DOLLARS) into your account.
I have the courage to look for a reliable and Honest Person who will be capable for this important business.Transaction,believing that you will never let me down either now or in Future.
The owner of this account is MR. ANDREAS SCHRANNER FROM MUNICH,GERMANY,.He died along side with his families in PLANE CRASH ON 31 JULY 2000. Since his death, the bank has made series of efforts to contact any of the relatives to claim this money but without success,And my investigation proved to me as well that his company does not know anything about this account.I want to transfer this money into a safe foreign account abroad but I don't know any foreigner,I know that this message will come to you as a surprise as we don't know ourselves before, but be sure that it is real and a Genuine business.
Hope that you will never let me down in this transaction, at the conclusion of this business, you will be giving 35% of the total amount, 65% will be for me.
I look forward to your earlier reply by email for more details.
Thanks. Dr.GEORGE TETE
BILL AND EXCHANGE MANAGER,
AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK-(ADB)
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